It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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