Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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