that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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