Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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