You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I love you.
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