if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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