How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
tell me about the fingering
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