spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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