All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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