Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
