i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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