Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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