If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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