3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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