may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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