We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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