I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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