Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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