The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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