It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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