Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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