Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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