i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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