She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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