don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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