Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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