So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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