he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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