Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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