I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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