Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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