I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
