You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Randomize
