dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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