but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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