you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Randomize
