im gay
i know
yea but for you.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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