Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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