I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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