i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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