i just wanna soil my oats bro
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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