carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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