Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Randomize
