okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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