Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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