lets start a swedish sibling band together
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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