I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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