'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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