my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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