I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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