I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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