So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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