we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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