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(216): View more from Ohio

Someone shit on the floor

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(913): View more from Kansas

if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad

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(954): View more from Florida

i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it

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(586): View more from Michigan

She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.

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(347): View more from New York

So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.

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(719): View more from Colorado

How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.

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