this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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