Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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