Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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