escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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