Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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